{"id":119,"date":"2014-07-09T10:39:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T10:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=119"},"modified":"2015-05-03T19:03:27","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T19:03:27","slug":"aeroplane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"AEROPLANE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ob-sections\">\n<div class=\"ob-section ob-section-html\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"CtreTexte aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/534-AEROPLANE-zFont-BR-534.gif\" alt=\"534-AEROPLANE-zFont-BR-534.gif\" width=\"520\" height=\"1225\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">AEROPLANE : &#8211; Dis, c&rsquo;est long le voyage vers Belgrade ? &#8211; Non. 2h30 environ. &#8211; Cool, c&rsquo;est un TGV. &#8211; Euh&#8230; Non, c&rsquo;est un avion. &#8211; Quoi ? Faut prendre l&rsquo;avion ? &#8211; Tu vas pas faire une crise ? &#8211; ARG ! Pourquoi paniquer alors qu&rsquo;on va risquer de mourir calcin\u00e9, asphyxi\u00e9, broy\u00e9 dans une carlingue p\u00e9rim\u00e9e juste pour pas prendre le train&#8230; RE-ARG !<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_counters\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/lang\/fr\/share-small.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:2px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_c=new Array(\"twitter\",\"facebook_like\",\"facebook_send\",\"google\",\"pinterest\",\"email\",\"print\",\"linkedin\");var hupso_counters_lang = \"fr_FR\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"DVNEAU\";var hupso_url_c=\"\";var hupso_title_c=\"AEROPLANE\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/counters.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AEROPLANE : &#8211; Dis, c&rsquo;est long le voyage vers Belgrade ? &#8211; Non. 2h30 environ. &#8211; Cool, c&rsquo;est un TGV. &#8211; Euh&#8230; Non, c&rsquo;est un avion. &#8211; Quoi ? Faut prendre l&rsquo;avion ? &#8211; Tu vas pas faire une crise<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=119\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p68PSY-1V","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1766,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions\/1766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}