{"id":175,"date":"2014-03-12T08:56:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T08:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=175"},"modified":"2015-05-03T19:20:09","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T19:20:09","slug":"douillet-champion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"DOUILLET CHAMPION"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ob-sections\">\n<div class=\"ob-section ob-section-html\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"CtreTexte aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/483-1-DOUILLET-CHAMPION-zFont-BR-483.jpg\" alt=\"483-1-DOUILLET-CHAMPION-zFont-BR-483.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"1322\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"CtreTexte aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/483-2-DOUILLET-CHAMPION-zFont-BR-483.jpg\" alt=\"483-2-DOUILLET-CHAMPION-zFont-BR-483.jpg\" width=\"475\" height=\"1215\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"CtreTexte aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/483-3-CHAMPION-DOUILLET-zFont-BR-483.jpg\" alt=\"483-3-CHAMPION-DOUILLET-zFont-BR-483.jpg\" width=\"470\" height=\"404\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">DOUILLET CHAMPION : &#8211; Bouge plus, je te rase. &#8211; On fera des pauses pour que je respire ? &#8211; L\u00e0\u00e0\u00e0&#8230; (scritch scritch) &#8211; \u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00eek &#8211; Oups, je t&rsquo;ai coup\u00e9. D\u00e9sol\u00e9, on reprend. &#8211; QUOI ! TU M&rsquo;AS COUPE ! &#8211; ARG ! Je meurs ! Adieu monde cruel ! &#8211; T&rsquo;es un petit douillet, en fait ! &#8211; RAAAAAH &#8211; Petit ? 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D\u00e9sol\u00e9, on reprend. &#8211; QUOI ! 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