{"id":2069,"date":"2015-07-03T07:27:27","date_gmt":"2015-07-03T07:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2015-07-03T07:27:27","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T07:27:27","slug":"dis-fais-rends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2069","title":{"rendered":"DIS, FAIS, RENDS !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2070\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/708-DIS-FAIS-RENDS-zFont-BR-708.gif\" alt=\"708-DIS-FAIS-RENDS-zFont-BR-708\" width=\"460\" height=\"1914\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">DIS, FAIS, RENDS ! : &#8211; Radine-toi, je vais te pr\u00e9senter mon frangin. &#8211; euh&#8230; bon &#8211; Il me ressemble pas du tout. &#8211; Tant mi&#8230; euh, il fait quoi ? &#8211; Artiste. Tu vois le genre. &#8211; Salut bro, voil\u00e0 mon mec. &#8211; Tu les choisis toujours aussi mal ! &#8211; Qu&rsquo;est-ce que \u00e7a peut te faire ? &#8211; CA ME FAIT RIRE, VOILA ! &#8211; ET TES TOILES, CA LES FAIT RIRE AUSSI ? &#8211; TU SAIS CE QU&rsquo;ELLES TE DISENT, MES TOILES ! &#8211; ET TU SAIS CE QUE JE LEUR DIS ? (TKD CLUB \/ POLOK CLUB) combattante<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_counters\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/lang\/fr\/share-small.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:2px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_c=new Array(\"twitter\",\"facebook_like\",\"facebook_send\",\"google\",\"pinterest\",\"email\",\"print\",\"linkedin\");var hupso_counters_lang = \"fr_FR\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"DVNEAU\";var hupso_url_c=\"\";var hupso_title_c=\"DIS%2C%20FAIS%2C%20RENDS%20%21\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/counters.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DIS, FAIS, RENDS ! : &#8211; Radine-toi, je vais te pr\u00e9senter mon frangin. &#8211; euh&#8230; bon &#8211; Il me ressemble pas du tout. &#8211; Tant mi&#8230; euh, il fait quoi ? &#8211; Artiste. Tu vois le genre. &#8211; Salut bro,<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2069\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Nouveau venu dans l'univers de Z\u00e9da avec \"DIS, FAIS, RENDS !\", le nouveau strip de notre h\u00e9ros !","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p68PSY-xn","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2071,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions\/2071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}