{"id":2671,"date":"2016-07-15T08:38:55","date_gmt":"2016-07-15T07:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2016-07-15T08:38:55","modified_gmt":"2016-07-15T07:38:55","slug":"ni-doux-ni-dur-mais-dingue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2671","title":{"rendered":"NI DOUX NI DUR MAIS DINGUE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2672\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/934-NI-DOUX-NI-DUR-MAIS-DINGUE-zFont-BR-934.gif\" alt=\"934-NI-DOUX-NI-DUR-MAIS-DINGUE-zFont-BR-934\" width=\"460\" height=\"1890\" \/><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">NI DOUX NI DUR MAIS DINGUE : &#8211; Je veux bien d&rsquo;un hamster mais pas s&rsquo;il sniffe sa paille&#8230; Je veux pas d&rsquo;un toxico ! (snif zgoin) &#8211; Je sais ! Laisse-le courir chez toi ! Il s&rsquo;ennuiera plus et arr\u00eatera de sniffer ! &#8211; Ah non ! Il va faire des crottes partout ! Il restera dans sa cage ! &#8211; Pauvre hamster. Condamn\u00e9 \u00e0 sniffer de la paille. Comme c&rsquo;est triste. &#8211; voil\u00e0 pourquoi on perd la guerre contre la drogue ! (goin)<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_counters\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/lang\/fr\/share-small.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:2px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_c=new Array(\"twitter\",\"facebook_like\",\"facebook_send\",\"google\",\"pinterest\",\"email\",\"print\",\"linkedin\");var hupso_counters_lang = \"fr_FR\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"DVNEAU\";var hupso_url_c=\"\";var hupso_title_c=\"NI%20DOUX%20NI%20DUR%20MAIS%20DINGUE\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/counters.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NI DOUX NI DUR MAIS DINGUE : &#8211; Je veux bien d&rsquo;un hamster mais pas s&rsquo;il sniffe sa paille&#8230; Je veux pas d&rsquo;un toxico ! (snif zgoin) &#8211; Je sais ! Laisse-le courir chez toi ! Il s&rsquo;ennuiera plus et<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2671\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Dans son nouveau strip \"NI DOUX NI DUR MAIS DINGUE\", Z\u00e9da d\u00e9couvre les dures lois du monde...","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p68PSY-H5","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2673,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671\/revisions\/2673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}