{"id":2755,"date":"2016-03-12T11:55:09","date_gmt":"2016-03-12T10:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2016-08-16T12:05:11","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T11:05:11","slug":"rassurenite-n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"RASSURENITE (N)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2756\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/948-02N-RASSURENITE-01-zFont-BR-948.gif\" alt=\"948-02N-RASSURENITE-01-zFont-BR-948\" width=\"460\" height=\"2733\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2757\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/948-02N-RASSURENITE-02-zFont-BR-948.jpg\" alt=\"948-02N-RASSURENITE-02-zFont-BR-948\" width=\"790\" height=\"1106\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/948-02N-RASSURENITE-02-zFont-BR-948.jpg 790w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/948-02N-RASSURENITE-02-zFont-BR-948-786x1100.jpg 786w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/948-02N-RASSURENITE-02-zFont-BR-948-768x1075.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/948-02N-RASSURENITE-02-zFont-BR-948-600x840.jpg 600w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/948-02N-RASSURENITE-02-zFont-BR-948-146x205.jpg 146w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 790px) 100vw, 790px\" \/>Ah, le nettoyeur n&rsquo;a pas agi et notre h\u00e9ros en supporte les cons\u00e9quences, ou plut\u00f4t les chutes ! Comment va-t-il rattraper Galipette avec un seau sur la t\u00eate ?<\/p>\n<p>Mais le facteur qui \u00e9tait au Rez-de-Chauss\u00e9e peut encore agir&#8230; Ou pas ! Le choix est entre vos mains. Si vous pensez que l&#8217;employ\u00e9 de la poste doit faire quelque chose, allez lire \u00ab\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2759\">CHAR Y EST\u00a0\u00bb<\/a>, si vous pensez qu&rsquo;il doit rester passif, plongez-vous dans \u00ab\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=2742\">OUTDOOR<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb !<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">RASSURENITE : &#8211; Dans la rue, notre hamster va se faire \u00e9craser ! Sauve-le ! &#8211; Galipette ! &#8211; En tant que Dernier Grand Shaman, je me dois de le rattraper et surtout de le rassurer ! Il doit \u00eatre paniqu\u00e9 ! &#8211; OOOHHH Le seau ! &#8211; OOOOOHHHHHHHH &#8211; ouille ! A\u00efe ! Outch ! &#8211; Ouille&#8230; Galipette ? 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