{"id":3022,"date":"2016-12-26T11:28:46","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T10:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=3022"},"modified":"2016-12-26T11:28:46","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T10:28:46","slug":"cerf-vice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=3022","title":{"rendered":"CERF VICE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3023\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-01-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004.gif\" alt=\"1004-01-cerf-vice-zfont-br-1004\" width=\"780\" height=\"2813\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3024\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-02-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004.jpg\" alt=\"1004-02-cerf-vice-zfont-br-1004\" width=\"460\" height=\"527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-02-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004.jpg 460w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-02-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004-179x205.jpg 179w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3025\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-03-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004.jpg\" alt=\"1004-03-cerf-vice-zfont-br-1004\" width=\"798\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-03-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004.jpg 798w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-03-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004-768x310.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-03-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004-600x242.jpg 600w, https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1004-03-CERF-VICE-zFont-BR-1004-201x81.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 798px) 100vw, 798px\" \/><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">CERF VICE : &#8211; Je garde son tra\u00eeneau mais pourvu qu&rsquo;il revienne vite&#8230; (TRIIII) &#8211; ? &#8211; Z&rsquo;avez pas vu le panneau ! D\u00e9fense de stationner ! &#8211; Juste le temps de livrer&#8230; &#8211; C&rsquo;EST PAS UNE PLACE LIVRAISON ! OK ! &#8211; Allez ! Papiers du v\u00e9hicule et permis de conduire ! &#8211; Euh&#8230; c&rsquo;est pas \u00e0 moi&#8230; (cronch) &#8211; Ah ouais ? C&rsquo;est celui du P\u00e8re No\u00eal ? (cronch cronch) &#8211; Ben&#8230; Oui&#8230; &#8211; Vous vous fichez de moi ? vous l&rsquo;aurez voulu ! Je verbalise ! Mais&#8230; Mais mon carnet de proc\u00e8s-verbaux ! &#8211; Allez, au poste ! et j&rsquo;appelle la fourri\u00e8re pour votre v\u00e9hicule ! &#8211; maieuh&#8230; &#8211; Qu&rsquo;est-ce que tu manges ? et o\u00f9 est notre stagiaire ? 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