{"id":3563,"date":"2017-12-26T10:59:21","date_gmt":"2017-12-26T09:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=3563"},"modified":"2017-12-26T10:59:21","modified_gmt":"2017-12-26T09:59:21","slug":"ah-la-lettre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=3563","title":{"rendered":"AH, LA LETTRE !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3564\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/1136-1-AH-LA-LETTRE-zFont-BR-1136.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"3436\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3565\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/1136-2-AH-LA-LETTRE-zFont-BR-1136.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"3088\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3566\" src=\"http:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/1136-3-AH-LA-LETTRE-zFont-BR-1136.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"3124\" \/><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">AH, LA LETTRE ! : &#8211; Qu&rsquo;est-ce que tu fais ? &#8211; C&rsquo;est bient\u00f4t No\u00ebl alors&#8230; (scritch scritch) &#8211; J&rsquo;ai \u00e9crit une lettre au P\u00e8re No\u00ebl ! &#8211; T&rsquo;es pas un peu vieux pour \u00e7a ? &#8211; Pas du tout. Et c&rsquo;est important. T&rsquo;as un timbre ? &#8211; Et tu lui demandes quoi ? &#8211; chut&#8230; Secret. &#8211; Je compte sur vous, P\u00e8re No\u00ebl. &#8211; \u00c7a y est, on est le 24. Il a forc\u00e9ment re\u00e7u ma lettre. Demain sera une belle journ\u00e9e. &#8211; Tu y penses encore ? &#8211; zzzz &#8211; ROOOZZZZ &#8211; Pssstt. &#8211; mmm&#8230; &#8211; Mais&#8230;OH ! &#8211; Chuuutt. Suis-moi&#8230; &#8211; Alors ? vous allez m&rsquo;offrir quoi dans la liste de cadeaux de ma lettre ? Tout ? Super ! &#8211; Y A PAS MARQUE BON DIEU SUR MON FRONT ! ! &#8211; P\u00e8re No\u00ebl ! Attendez ! 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