{"id":4831,"date":"2020-08-17T09:47:07","date_gmt":"2020-08-17T08:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4831"},"modified":"2020-08-24T09:31:12","modified_gmt":"2020-08-24T08:31:12","slug":"les-polis-tiquent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4831","title":{"rendered":"LES POLIS TIQUENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Et voici le nouvel \u00e9pisode de la saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 de Z\u00e9da qui fait suite \u00e0 <a href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4820\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00ab\u00a0LE POLI TIQUE\u00a0\u00bb<\/a> ! Que vont faire nos h\u00e9ros pour atteindre leur nouvel objectif ?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4832\" src=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/1427-01-LES-POLIS-TIQUENT-zFont-BR-1427.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"3309\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4833\" src=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/1427-02-LES-POLIS-TIQUENT-zFont-BR-1427.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"3735\" \/>D\u00e9couvrez ce qui attire l&rsquo;attention de notre h\u00e9ros dans l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode suivant <a href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4839\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00ab\u00a0LA POLIE TIQUE\u00a0\u00bb<\/a> !<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">LES POLIS TIQUENT : &#8211; Quel m\u00e9fait commettre pour avoir un casier judiciaire et devenir ministre ? &#8211; Oh, l\u00e0-bas ! &#8211; Une poubelle ? &#8211; Renversons cette poubelle et on sera arr\u00eat\u00e9 pour vandalisme ! &#8211; Pas b\u00eate &#8211; Et \u00e0 nous le minist\u00e8re de l&rsquo;\u00e9cologie. &#8211; bien vu &#8211; Pr\u00eat ? 1&#8230; 2&#8230; (PP) &#8211; Attends ! &#8211; Si on renverse cette poubelle, on va pas laisser tous ces d\u00e9tritus par terre, c&rsquo;est crado. 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