{"id":4849,"date":"2020-08-31T09:09:05","date_gmt":"2020-08-31T08:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4849"},"modified":"2020-08-31T09:09:05","modified_gmt":"2020-08-31T08:09:05","slug":"lapolitique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4849","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;APOLITIQUE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Et voici le dernier volet de la saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 de Z\u00e9da qui fait suite \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent <a href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4839\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00ab\u00a0LA POLIE TIQUE\u00a0\u00bb<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4850\" src=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/1431-01-L-APOLITIQUE-zFont-BR-1431.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"3077\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4851\" src=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/1431-02-L-APOLITIQUE-zFont-BR-1431.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"3296\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4852\" src=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/1431-03-L-APOLITIQUE-zFont-BR-1431.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"2594\" \/><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Conclusion humoristique pour cette saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 orient\u00e9e politique.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"> L&rsquo;APOLITIQUE : &#8211; Le palais de l\u2019\u00c9lys\u00e9e. &#8211; Voil\u00e0 le plan: on dit au garde qu&rsquo;on pr\u00e9pare un attentat contre l\u2019\u00c9lys\u00e9e. L\u00e0,il nous arr\u00eate et on peut demander le minist\u00e8re de l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur. &#8211; banco ! &#8211; bonjour &#8211; ? &#8211; Ce serait pour commettre un attentat. &#8211; Vous nous arr\u00eatez ? &#8211; Vous revendiquez \u00e0 quel nom ? Daesh, Al-Qa\u00efda, L\u2019\u00c9tat Islamique ? Va falloir remplir un formulaire ennemi de la r\u00e9publique \u00e0 l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e. &#8211; Pas du tout, on est pacifiste. &#8211; On veut devenir ministre de l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur. &#8211; C&rsquo;est exag\u00e9r\u00e9. Le ministre de l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur actuel est sous le coup d&rsquo;une affaire pour viol et abus de faiblesse. &#8211; Ben oui, mais on veut pas agresser des femmes, c&rsquo;est nul de faire \u00e7a. En plus, je suis mari\u00e9 et il a une copine. &#8211; Y a pas une autre m\u00e9thode ? &#8211; Faites un effort, si les gens peuvent vous faire confiance, vous pouvez pas \u00eatre ministre de l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur. &#8211; mince &#8211; bon, laissons tomber le minist\u00e8re de l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur, c&rsquo;est trop injuste. &#8211; dommage &#8211; Ah, ces citoyens qui veulent s&rsquo;investir en politique, c&rsquo;est beau. &#8211; Retour \u00e0 la case d\u00e9part. C&rsquo;est trop dur la politique. &#8211; clair &#8211; Alors ? Vous avez quoi sur vos casiers ? Ils vous ont donn\u00e9 quels minist\u00e8res ? &#8211; Nada ! Rien ! Z\u00e9ro ! &#8211; Mais c&rsquo;est impossible ! &#8211; pffff &#8211; ? &#8211; Pourquoi vous dites \u00e7a ? &#8211; Depuis le temps que vous \u00eates au chomedu, ils auraient d\u00fb vous donner le minist\u00e8re du travail !<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_counters\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/lang\/fr\/share-small.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:2px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_c=new Array(\"twitter\",\"facebook_like\",\"facebook_send\",\"google\",\"pinterest\",\"email\",\"print\",\"linkedin\");var hupso_counters_lang = \"fr_FR\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"DVNEAU\";var hupso_url_c=\"\";var hupso_title_c=\"L%27APOLITIQUE\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/counters.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et voici le dernier volet de la saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 de Z\u00e9da qui fait suite \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent \u00ab\u00a0LA POLIE TIQUE\u00a0\u00bb. Conclusion humoristique pour cette saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 orient\u00e9e politique. L&rsquo;APOLITIQUE : &#8211; Le palais de l\u2019\u00c9lys\u00e9e. &#8211; Voil\u00e0 le<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=4849\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Dernier volet de la saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 de Z\u00e9da avec \"L'APOLITIQUE\" !","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[28,57],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p68PSY-1gd","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4853,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849\/revisions\/4853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}