{"id":7232,"date":"2025-03-17T09:59:32","date_gmt":"2025-03-17T08:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=7232"},"modified":"2025-03-17T09:59:32","modified_gmt":"2025-03-17T08:59:32","slug":"sot-sy-etait-assis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=7232","title":{"rendered":"SOT S&rsquo;Y \u00c9TAIT ASSIS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7233\" src=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2152-SOT-SY-ETAIT-ASSIS-zFont-BR-2152.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"2231\" \/><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">SOT S&rsquo;Y \u00c9TAIT ASSIS : &#8211; groumpff* (Tu peux pas perdre du temps \u00e0 faire ces trucs. Tu dois travailler pour la tribu.) &#8211; chmuf* (Mais je suis le premier grand shaman. Ce que je fais est essentiel pour l&rsquo;avenir de notre peuple.) &#8211; GROARG ! &#8211; ouphp* (Au moins, avec le progr\u00e8s, les shamans du futur ne conna\u00eetront pas cette situation.)<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_counters\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/lang\/fr\/share-small.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:2px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_c=new Array(\"twitter\",\"facebook_like\",\"facebook_send\",\"google\",\"pinterest\",\"email\",\"print\",\"linkedin\");var hupso_counters_lang = \"fr_FR\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"DVNEAU\";var hupso_url_c=\"\";var hupso_title_c=\"SOT%20S%27Y%20%C3%89TAIT%20ASSIS\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/counters.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SOT S&rsquo;Y \u00c9TAIT ASSIS : &#8211; groumpff* (Tu peux pas perdre du temps \u00e0 faire ces trucs. Tu dois travailler pour la tribu.) &#8211; chmuf* (Mais je suis le premier grand shaman. Ce que je fais est essentiel pour l&rsquo;avenir<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/?p=7232\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7234,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Dans son nouveau strip \"SOT S'Y \u00c9TAIT ASSIS\", Z\u00e9da-magnon laisse un message.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[42],"tags":[73,68,69,70,71],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2152-SOT-SY-ETAIT-ASSIS-zFont-Insta-BR-2152.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p68PSY-1SE","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7232"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7235,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7232\/revisions\/7235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeda.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}